A young girl of our unwritten future enters into an unknown bar occupied by Alan Turing, a homosexual mathematician, Joan of Arc, the Saint of France, and Vincent Van Gogh, the artist.

“Stars, hide your fires!
Let not light see my black and deep desires.”

15 year old Amy has been sent to a small town for the summer after her ex-boyfriend Josh posts a video of her giving him oral sex online. She convinces herself that filming the loss of her virginity and making it public is the way to do this. Only how?

Roland, a beekeeper, and Marianne, a theoretical physicist are plunged into their journey of love, life, and the multiverse after a chance meeting. But what really is chance and what is always going to happen?

After Parliament House is taken hostage during a Fleetwood Mac concert, Environmental Minister Gwen Malkin and press advisor Georgina Bekken attempt to stop the radicals who staged the siege and are demanding that the government take immediate action to prevent the irreversible effects of climate change.

Based on Virginia Woolf’s novel-length love letter to Vita Sackville-West, Orlando follows its protagonist on a romp through five centuries, a gender transition, several great loves, angst™, and one very average poem about a very large tree.